"How can you even be so sure of that? Isn't that ridiculous for you?"

"Because I was her first, that is how," Bernard said softly.

"Her first what?" Her eyes widened. "You mean to tell me that that gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful lady was a virgin months ago? Whew, how did that even happen? Guys around here must be blind. Lucky for you, brother." She hit his shoulder and wiggled her eyebrows at him.

"Not helping," he paused. "Wait, are you... never mind. I don't want to know."

"Good thing you nipped that thought in the bud, brother; we are not talking about me here after all, are we?"

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