I got to the nurse’s office and they got me up on the bed straight away so they could look at the back of my head. The nurse came into the room and she looked to be a woman in her 40’s with glasses and very short and plumpish. She saw the wound on the back of my head and looked at me with sympathy when she saw Leia standing there, leaning against the wall with her arms folded and tapping her stiletto heel on the floor.

The nurse knew that she couldn’t oppose Leia or the twins. And I was stuck right in the middle of them.

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