Even though Tristan was the one that was leading Leia on, I know that she was just as annoying to him. He could barely stand her. She was just an easy lay. That’s all.

We both reluctantly went downstairs and everyone was down there waiting for us in the living room.

When I saw Leia sitting on the chair dressed up like a precious little doll, which we all knew she wasn’t, I felt like I was going to be sick. I don’t know why the hell I was even bothering with this. There’s no way I was going to be paired with her. Tristan was the older one, so...