"Are you crazy?"

"Take it or leave it."

"Taken." He stuck out his fleshy hand. We shook. "My name's Chuck. It's going to be a real enjoyable experience, mister, watching you suck my dick."

"I hope your wife gives good head."

"You'll never find out."

"Wait a minute, big shot," his wife said. "Don't I get a say in this?" "Shut up. This is man's business."

Such a lady's man! She fired a stare at him that could have fried his balls. I knew that, win or lose, he was in for a long, long wait till the next time he got between her lips. The ones at either end...