I was headed back to my car, after making a quick stop downtown to take care of some business when a very attractive young woman bumped Into me and held on to my arm to keep herself from falling.

She was gasping for breath and looked as if she were about to pass out.

I helped her over to a bus stop bench and sat her down. "Are you alright? Do you want me to call for help?" I asked.

"Please," she gasped, "take a breath, hold it, and then blow it into me." When I had held my breath long enough, she pressed her lips to mine and sucked...